tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71794921564681208992024-03-19T03:48:52.911-07:00ASSAMESE SMSASSAMESE SMShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17097808919562190135noreply@blogger.comBlogger611125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7179492156468120899.post-48093796258477490872013-12-23T09:41:00.000-08:002013-12-23T09:45:33.309-08:00HINDI SMS<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai, y<br />
aad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,<br />
dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,<br />
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.<br />
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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko <br />
A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..<br />
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9<br />
A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)<br />
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A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".<br />
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"<br />
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ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the<br />
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Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.<br />
I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. <br />
Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.<br />
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2sardars go for a drive. . . . <br />
OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . <br />
sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No.<br />
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Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. <br />
Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko D<br />
EKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA<br />
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Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..<br />
Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, <br />
Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte<br />
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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?<br />
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. <br />
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sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi <br />
Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay<br />
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai<br />
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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, <br />
hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. <br />
Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola <br />
Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00<br />
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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. <br />
I am Sardar and this is sardarney, <br />
this is my kid and this is my kidney.<br />
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in an interview,<br />
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?<br />
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..<br />
Interviewr shouts: stop it !<br />
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.<br />
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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was<br />
wondering -<br />
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane<br />
kyon diya ?<br />
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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...<br />
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?<br />
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir<br />
problem hogi.<br />
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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was<br />
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Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?<br />
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will<br />
investigate<br />
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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &<br />
says - What a shit ?<br />
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story<br />
at all" ?.<br />
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone<br />
Directory..<br />
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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?<br />
Sardar angrily said, i know -<br />
it means....<br />
S - Sardaron ke<br />
M - Mazak udane ki<br />
S - Service<br />
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love<br />
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.<br />
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister..<br />
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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta <br />
gharwale mana karrahe hai. <br />
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. <br />
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche <br />
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Sardar orders pizza.<br />
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?<br />
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki<br />
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?<br />
Sardar: 13th October<br />
Which year?<br />
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR<br />
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Manager asked to sardar at an interview<br />
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?<br />
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.<br />
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.<br />
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'<br />
Teacher: What?<br />
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi<br />
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